Are You A Boy Or Are You A Girl?

Post by **BlueChair** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 11:17 am

Taking the queue from the old Nuggets box set track by The Barbarians, I thought I'd do something we did quite a while back.

I know that for some of us, it's obvious, but there are still some very androgenous people on the board.

So post, and vote... are you a boy, or are you a girl???

I of course, am a lad.

SoLikeCandy · Post by **SoLikeCandy** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 11:27 am

There are more womenfolk, so far, than men on this board. Hear us roar!

miss buenos aires · Post by **miss buenos aires** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 11:29 am

To quote Le Tigre:

Are you a girl or a boy?
On guard!
Are you a boy or a girl?
On guard!
Are you a girl or a boy?
On guard!
Are you a boy or a girl?
On guard!

Of course, that song is about getting harrassed while you're walking down the street, but whatever.

I am a girl. I love everything about being a girl, except attention from weird, creepy guys.

Post by **BlueChair** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 11:30 am

HI MBA!

miss buenos aires · Post by **miss buenos aires** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 11:33 am

Blue, are you trying to say that you are a weird, creepy guy? Are you trying to make me fall out of love with my yonic energy? Shame on you!

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 11:43 am

I'm Just a Girl. Poor little ole me.
So don't let me out of your sight.

end of No Doubt attack.

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 11:50 am

At the Smithsonian last week I saw someone who, I swear, looked just like that "Pat" character from Saturday Night Live a few years ago. I wanted to just get out my digital camera and start taking pics, but I decided to be discreet. The glasses, the clothes, I'm telling you - it may have really been Pat.

I just thought of it when you mentioned androgenous, Blue.

Oh yeah, I checked the "girl" box.

pip_52 · Post by **pip_52** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 11:58 am

I picked girl, cause I am one.

Didnt it used to be the other way around, more males than females? Or maybe that was just a mistake in perception?

ice nine · Post by **ice nine** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 2:14 pm

What about the hemaphrodites???!!!

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 3:33 pm

Well last time I looked I was a female ....hold on while I check.......yep!! all woman!!

bobster · Post by **bobster** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 3:49 pm

Shame on you, Blue Chair, for being so darned insensitive and not putting a third box for "transgendered"; and a fourth box for "I'm too drunk/stoned to be sure; I'll get back to you."

And, Ms. BA, who apparently takes a page from the Rodgers & Hammerstein songbook and "enjoys being a girl", what is "yonic energy." Is Yanni involved?

PlaythingOrPet · Post by **PlaythingOrPet** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 3:57 pm

This Year's Girl
Party Girl
Sulky Girl
I Still Have That Other Girl

Girl, okay?

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 4:01 pm

Male.

miss buenos aires · Post by **miss buenos aires** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 4:03 pm

bobster wrote:And, Ms. BA, who apparently takes a page from the Rodgers & Hammerstein songbook and "enjoys being a girl", what is "yonic energy." Is Yanni involved?

Yonic is like phallic for girls. I bet you'll come across that word like, three times today.

Pov · Post by **Pov** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 4:14 pm

Boy. It seems like the girls outnumber the boys so far. Why couldn't I have these odds in college?

laughingcrow · Post by **laughingcrow** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 4:16 pm

congratulations...I'm a bouncing baby boy.

Aaaaaaaaaaah

bobster · Post by **bobster** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 4:16 pm

Ah! Hence the rarely used but immediately understood term, "yonny."

Sort of like eskimos have lots of names for snow, I suppose.

LessThanZero · Post by **LessThanZero** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 4:28 pm

I'm a man baby, yeah!

sulkygirl · Post by **sulkygirl** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 8:00 pm

And I'm a woman, thank you very much!!

Hence the board name---

--sulkygirl

(Although MUCH less sulky these days, thanks you...)

BurnishedGold · Post by **BurnishedGold** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 8:13 pm

I am a lady.

Misha · Post by **Misha** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 10:20 pm

Turns out I am not a Russian man....

Just a spooky girlfriend....

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 10:21 pm

Misha · Post by **Misha** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 10:30 pm

Whoops....not THE spooky girlfriend...just an average, generally eerie one!!

My apologies to the Queen...

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 10:44 pm

Oh, pooh, Misha. I was just messing around.

I picked that moniker because my hubby loves that song and reaches for my skirt every time he hears it.

I think he wrote it about Diana. Truly.

so lacklustre · Post by **so lacklustre** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 4:26 am

Boy with a problem, not THE Boy With A Problem just A boy with a problem just as misha is A spooky girlfriend but not THE Spooky Girlfriend.

Got that?

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