Caption needed for Diana Krall photos

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Scielle posted this to a D. Krall forum -

Caption needed!

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' I found it here: http://www.pclady.com.cn/style/sj/hy/0504/37421.html
There are 10 pages of live shots from - I gather - the Shanghai concert. Can't read the stuff though...'

....and this

http://www.shootgroup.com/matrix_engine ... age_id=215

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Steve on listserv captions the 'fight' photo -

' Sorry Bebe but you had your chance.'
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johnfoyle wrote:Scielle posted this to a D. Krall forum -

Caption needed!

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' I found it here: http://www.pclady.com.cn/style/sj/hy/0504/37421.html
There are 10 pages of live shots from - I gather - the Shanghai concert. Can't read the stuff though...'

....and this

http://www.shootgroup.com/matrix_engine ... age_id=215

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.................JAZZ HANDS!!!!
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Dear Elvis (I call him Dec, you know) Fans,
I do apologize for the latest album cover, which you rightly slagged off.
The no-posing, "au naturel" photo above will grace the cover of my Christmas Songs Vol. 2 next year.
Yours truly, Diana
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johnfoyle wrote:Image
Elv, this minimalist decor is sooooo not me!
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I'd say Elvis gets about like so when he sees me.
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I'm .... too sexy for my shirt......too sexy for my shirt......so sexy it hu-u-u-r-r-ts......
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Practicing her 'trapped in the invisible box' mime routine, Diana decided against whiteface and used bright lights instead[/quote]
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It will be nice when we can afford lampshades.............
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Any suggestions for this one?

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/10299889/

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Dec's a little teapot, short and stout

OR

I'm a little teapot, short and stout

edited to make it funnier, imo, and to say: is that one ugly dress or what?

edited again, because I'm one of those sad pathetic people pleasing people pleasing people like you.
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Elvis, did you Krazy Glue the railing again?
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No, no, no, I'm a CLOCK! Get it? A clock! You guys suck at charades.
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Please, Elvis, come over and tell me if this new brand of deodorant is doing the job!
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13 Steps Lead Down.................
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It'll look much better with pom poms...
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