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laughingcrow · Post by **laughingcrow** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 10:35 am

Hello to all...hope I haven't been forgotten yet.

I am still alive, as you can read, still living in sunny Partick, still a bookmonger...however thinking about getting a better job soon. Any ideas?

I have got the week off, as twas the annual celebration of my uterine deliverance on the 4th of July....my first independance if you will. I had a great time, was pleasantly surprised by how many people turned up to my bash to celebrate with me. I responded by getting quite pissed, going dancing till 4am and kissing the most aggressive woman I have ever encountered - I stil have scratchmarks. Quite a birthday.

I am trying to get the internet at my flat, I should be doing that soon so I will be able to pester you all with tales of disinterest and whimsy.

Anyway, until then...thankyou for listening!

Love and kisses...Crow

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 10:39 am

Good to have you back Crow. So, will you be seeing this quite aggressive lady again?

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 10:44 am

Great to have you back LC.

That was some feat, being able to find the most aggressive woman in Glasgow

I hope it wasn't a Glasgow kiss that you got from her.

And are those scratch marks on your back?

invisible Pole · Post by **invisible Pole** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 10:58 am

Good to have you back, LC !!

Did she scratch you before, during or after the kissing ?

laughingcrow · Post by **laughingcrow** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:00 am

Probably not.
Neck.
During.

bobster · Post by **bobster** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:28 am

My, that is aggressive. Are you sure she wasn't a vampire?

Welcome back!

Goody2Shoes · Post by **Goody2Shoes** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:59 pm

Who Shot Sam? wrote: So, will you be seeing this quite aggressive lady again?

My goodness, I hope not! She was obviously trying to choke you during some kind of murderous psychoerotic trance. Avoid her! Unless, you know, you're into that sort of thing. Who are we to judge?

Happy Birthday! And Welcome Back!

El Vez · Post by **El Vez** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 2:07 pm

Nice to hear you scored on your birthday, LC.

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 7:46 am

Hello Crow - good to see you back and happy belated birthday!!

Probably best not to start a long term relationship with that lady - sounds as though you might get hurt in any disagreements you might have!!

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 7:56 am

Goody2Shoes wrote:
Who Shot Sam? wrote: So, will you be seeing this quite aggressive lady again?
My goodness, I hope not!

Hey, you never know.

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:15 am

laughingcrow wrote:I am still alive, as you can read, still living in sunny Partick, still a bookmonger...however thinking about getting a better job soon. Any ideas?

Hi there again Crow. I hear there's growing employability in Scottish porn, you should check it out.

laughingcrow · Post by **laughingcrow** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:47 am

Maybe, as long as it was all done tastefully..wouldn't want to lose my credibility.

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:51 am

How can you lose something you never had LC?

laughingcrow · Post by **laughingcrow** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:57 am

Doh! I'll set em up..you knock em down!

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:07 am

That's why we (well, me mainly) need you back on the board more regularly. You make me look good

bobster · Post by **bobster** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:20 pm

My attitude towards performing in hard core porn is that I'll only participate if it's an important part of the story.

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:18 am

But surely the penis mightier than the word.

King Hoarse · Post by **King Hoarse** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:37 am

Then why must everyone laugh at my Mighty Sword?

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