best and worst xmas gifts of 2004

miss buenos aires · Post by **miss buenos aires** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 9:45 am

Best: oh, I don't know, how about a mint, wrapped Costello/Nieve? How about that? What a boyf that boyf is...

Worst: I know this sounds ungrateful, but about a month ago I was talking to my roommate and said, "When someone gives me a candle, I think, 'you're nice to give me something, but you obviously don't know me very well, or you would know that I'm not a candle person.'" So she gave me a candle for Xmas, along with a candle holder. Maybe she is trying to convert me?

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 9:53 am

Did you talk to her about the other issues in the flat? Perhaps this is her way of getting her own back.

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 9:56 am

MISS BA..what's wrong with candles?? Are they not pleasant?.

I got a HUGE ghetto blaster, which is great because I can plug a guitar in it and jam to my CD's.

I bought my girlfriend....3 blouses, a turtleneck, a skirt, Dior Lipstick, Eye Shadow, and perfume.

I hope she is happy with it.............she never really gives a shit about anything unless it costs 800 bucks .........jesus.

I guess I'm way too practical.........when she tells me "I have nothing to wear"...I had to buy some basic stuff. Not the most extravagant...but hopefully she will stop bitching...........just for ONE week.

selfmademug · Post by **selfmademug** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 9:57 am

In the spirit of this, I should say I have received two things, both completely unexpected-- 1. a sweet gift from someone I've never met in person and 2. a very cold shoulder from someone I have.

Actually the latter should've been no surprise!

My big gift will be spending Christmas morning with my son (and his Dad, which is fine, but that ain't part of the gift!).

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:02 am

SELF MADE...I won't give you the cold shoulder! Even though you told me to jam a couple of things up my ass

Hope you have a nice Xmas and Holiday Season!

miss buenos aires · Post by **miss buenos aires** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:03 am

Copenhagen Fan wrote:MISS BA..what's wrong with candles?? Are they not pleasant?

They're pleasant enough, I'm just not a candle person. Maybe it is sabotage, trying to throw me off balance!

selfmademug · Post by **selfmademug** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:06 am

Copenhagen Fan wrote:.I won't give you the cold shoulder! Even though you told me to jam a couple of things up my ass !

And you of all people should know that is not necessarily an ill wish (though it's true I think I intended it as such in that particular argument). Anyway, thank you, that's most gracious of you.

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:10 am

SELFMADE! Maybe I deserved it! BUt I would never advocate anything that I myself would not be exposed to. I'm moving over into the world of Masochism, less work, more attention!

So any women who want to rape me in the rear end, just send a application. I will provide the strap on myself.

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 5:11 am

Copenhagen Fan wrote:So any women who want to rape me in the rear end, just send a application. I will provide the strap on myself.

I think that's my best and worst gift of 2004

bobster · Post by **bobster** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 5:44 pm

So, you're saying it's better to receive, than to give.

tokyo vogue · Post by **tokyo vogue** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:17 am

Good luck with that, Cope. There are more *cough* bottoms out there than you can shake a stick at.

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 3:43 am

You guys are funny as hell!

Actually, I'm asexual these days.............more into child care and music

selfmademug · Post by **selfmademug** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 9:48 pm

Worst 'gift': my Mom having a heart attack on Christmas eve, in San Francisco. (*)

Best gift: she seems to be doing okay now, perstering younger sis #1 and her partner as per usual.

(* special runner up: older sis fulfilling her perceived duty to make me feel like shit. Some things never change...)