Krall lust

A rope leash · Post by **A rope leash** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 9:39 pm

Diana Krall is hot.

She is one of the most fantastic-looking women I have ever seen.

I could look at her for a long long time.

A rope leash · Post by **A rope leash** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 9:43 pm

Diana Krall is not only beautiful, but she is also a talented jazz musician.

I've never been able to sit through any of her songs, but I would sure give it a try if I could just get really close to her.

She is luscious.

A rope leash · Post by **A rope leash** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 9:49 pm

Diana Krall is hot.

She's the kind of gal that will get up on the table and belt out a torch song, and then cook breakfast.

If only she knew how I lust for her, she might think twice about fooling with Elvis. She's too intense for him. He's going to get hurt.

Hurt ME, Diana!

A rope leash · Post by **A rope leash** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 9:57 pm

Diana is a respected musician that has won a Grammy.

If there is anything I could do to assist her in her career, I would be there in an instant.

The only thing I can really do is buy her albums.

I feel so helpless...

A rope leash · Post by **A rope leash** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 10:01 pm

I'd like to think that someday Diana and I will be shuffled together through circumstance, and that fate will force us to copulate.

This may be a new religion.

A rope leash · Post by **A rope leash** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 10:04 pm

Diana has the classic look of an angel from Heaven.

She is so painfully beautiful.

When I look into her eyes, it is easy to believe in God.

O God, please send to me your angel Diana, so that I may prove my undying affection for her.

RedShoes · Post by **RedShoes** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 10:04 pm

Dude, I think it's time you took a cold shower

A rope leash · Post by **A rope leash** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 10:06 pm

Post by **BlueChair** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 10:23 pm

quick, someone put an NC-17 on here

bobster · Post by **bobster** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 10:43 pm

Agreed that -- esp, when properly photographed, Ms. Krall is very beautiful.

Still, I prefer Cait...and she's available!

(Actually, the weirdest, sickest relationship imaginable. "So, like, was Elvis in a good mood when he was working on 'Blood and Chocolate.'"..."Could you say 'Poor Napoleon' for me"....)

Post by **BlueChair** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 10:57 pm

That was probably what her first post-Elvis date sounded like, bobster

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 10:58 pm

I saw her at the Bard-Mingus concert this past spring, and she is a stunner in person, though shorter than I expected. Lucky Elvis.

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 3:31 am

jesus..I had no idea she was so hot....! I never really noticed her before Rope....thanks!

*now I understand North much better*

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 4:22 am

Rope - you are Diana's agent and I claim my £5.

I wonder what Elvis sees in her!

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 5:53 am

Dear Rope...the significance of the mushroom head was not lost on me...you're kinda a genius of sorts...!

That was extremely poetic....

laughingcrow · Post by **laughingcrow** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 6:56 am

I'm surprised you say she's hot...she doesn't seem to have a winter wardrobe.

She's a bit of alright though, I bet Elvis doesn't get much songwriting done

. Maybe his next album will have a backing track like Je t'aime.....

girl out of time · Post by **girl out of time** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 11:36 am

DIANA KRALL = ELVIS PRESLEY IN DRAG

A rope leash · Post by **A rope leash** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 11:41 am

Yes, CopeFan, I am a genius of a sort we might call demented.

I'm a demented genius in love with Diana Krall. No one will ever know the fantasies I weave at the mere sight of her saucy curvature.

I feel the need to share my love for Diana with all the world. Just looking at these pictures right now, I am reminded that God is a true possibility, and that possibility glows bright in the myriad of my junkyard brain.

Hmmm, a whacked-out genius in love with Diana Krall...

Sound familiar?

SoLikeCandy · Post by **SoLikeCandy** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 12:34 pm

Blonde hair doesn't make a woman sexy. She's got a square jaw and a squinty, "trying-to-be-sexy-but-not-quite-succeeding" look.

Ick.

bobster · Post by **bobster** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 2:58 pm

So, I guess guys find DK more attractive than women do.

If I had a choice, it would be okay with me if every guy in the world found me hideously ugly, but women found me strangely attractive. Actually, if I were that guy, I'd be Mick Jagger.

El Vez · Post by **El Vez** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 3:00 pm

bobster wrote:So, I guess guys find DK more attractive than women do.

If I had a choice, it would be okay with me if every guy in the world found me hideously ugly, but women found me strangely attractive. Actually, if I were that guy, I'd be Mick Jagger.

No, no Bobster you've got it all wrong............it's money that matters!

so lacklustre · Post by **so lacklustre** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 3:12 pm

Just for the record, not all blokes are attracted to DK. In any case I am more attracted to the intelligence and wit of woman than looks. I could be attracted to her if she turned out to be intelligent, witty and enjoyed the same things as me. Sexual compatability is also much more important (to me) in a relationship than the colour of someones hair or the size of their .....nose.

RedShoes · Post by **RedShoes** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 3:22 pm

Though I'm not sure I like the is-she-pretty debate that has started (does it really matter?), I'm glad to see that people find her so attractive when she doesn't exactly fit the norm for what "should" be pretty. Yeah, she's blonde. But she's not anorexic-thin with the same baby-round face that you see in every magazine today. She seems like more of a "real" woman. And you don't see that enough among female celebrities, including musicians.

bobster · Post by **bobster** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 3:33 pm

El Vez wrote:
bobster wrote:So, I guess guys find DK more attractive than women do.

If I had a choice, it would be okay with me if every guy in the world found me hideously ugly, but women found me strangely attractive. Actually, if I were that guy, I'd be Mick Jagger.
No, no Bobster you've got it all wrong............it's money that matters!

I know about that! (I think money to a lot of women is like large breasts to a lot men...they're not golddiggers, it's just when they see that Mazeratti or Jaguar...something happens)

But what about when Mick was a lot younger and presumably not yet so rich. It's the rock star thing, I know. But the guy is so INCREDIBLY ugly, even as a youngster. Why Mick and not, I don't know, Alan Price of the Animals who looked quite human.

so lacklustre · Post by **so lacklustre** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 3:37 pm

Apparantly Mick has a huge.....................

........personality and is more of an animal than Alan.

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