Has D. Krall been here?
Has D. Krall been here?
Has the missus been snooping around here to get the dirt on her future ex? Where is BurnishedGold? Funny how you never see her and Ms. Krall together.
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Well, that might turn out kinda badly.
"Doo dee doo...Think I'll check this out. Declan, honey, look at this! Someone posted a picture of us at the Ivy! Aww, that's so...Wow. My butt looks kinda big there. Honey, does my butt look big in this picture?"
"Um. No."
"What was that?"
"What was what, pearl of my heart?"
"That 'um.' I distinctly heard an 'um.' What was that for?"
"Nothing! Nothing. I was...meditating. Meditating, yeah. Umm...."
"Meditating? Meditating on what, how my butt is? Jesus Christ! I don't believe you!"
"But, but, darling..."
"Don't 'darling' me! You're sleeping on the couch tonight, pal! Jesus!" *slams door*
*EC shakes fist at computer* "Damn you, Elvis Costello Fans v2.0! DAMN YOU!"
And, scene.
"Doo dee doo...Think I'll check this out. Declan, honey, look at this! Someone posted a picture of us at the Ivy! Aww, that's so...Wow. My butt looks kinda big there. Honey, does my butt look big in this picture?"
"Um. No."
"What was that?"
"What was what, pearl of my heart?"
"That 'um.' I distinctly heard an 'um.' What was that for?"
"Nothing! Nothing. I was...meditating. Meditating, yeah. Umm...."
"Meditating? Meditating on what, how my butt is? Jesus Christ! I don't believe you!"
"But, but, darling..."
"Don't 'darling' me! You're sleeping on the couch tonight, pal! Jesus!" *slams door*
*EC shakes fist at computer* "Damn you, Elvis Costello Fans v2.0! DAMN YOU!"
And, scene.
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