Random Thoughts

Otis Westinghouse · Post by **Otis Westinghouse** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 2:46 am

There's a world going on underground.

El Vez · Post by **El Vez** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:45 am

Won two free movie tickets at work and, since this is Alabama and we ain't gettin' The Aristocrats, I'm kinda looking forward to seeing The 40 Year Old Virgin this weekend.

Goody2Shoes · Post by **Goody2Shoes** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 1:33 pm

After my daughter intently studied the dispenser on the wall of a gas station restroom recently, I got to tell her why anyone would want a flavored condom, and why an Exotic Asian Tickler was not an appropriate purchase for a 10-year-old. That was a lot of fun.

Post by **BlueChair** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 1:40 pm

I'm at work for some odd reason

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 1:47 pm

I get money for work, not some odd reason.

I'm willing to give odd reason a try, however.

oily slick · Post by **oily slick** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 1:48 pm

Goody2Shoes wrote:After my daughter intently studied the dispenser on the wall of a gas station restroom recently, I got to tell her why anyone would want a flavored condom, and why an Exotic Asian Tickler was not an appropriate purchase for a 10-year-old. That was a lot of fun.

tell us, why would anyone want a flavored condom?

Otis Westinghouse · Post by **Otis Westinghouse** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 2:36 pm

I want you soooooo bad.

Goody2Shoes · Post by **Goody2Shoes** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 3:54 pm

oily slick wrote:
tell us, why would anyone want a flavored condom?

Why, for the fabulous fruity taste, naturally! Why else?!

oily slick · Post by **oily slick** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 4:18 pm

Goody2Shoes wrote:
oily slick wrote:
tell us, why would anyone want a flavored condom?
Why, for the fabulous fruity taste, naturally! Why else?!

you told your daughter they were edible condoms

.

(psssst, is it you or me otis wants or was his just a random thought?)

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 4:21 pm

oily slick wrote:(psssst, is it you or me otis wants or was his just a random thought?)

I think he may just be singing along with Dylan. Either that or he's gotten into the liquor cabinet again.

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 4:38 pm

Well, for clarification...

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:00 pm

Got a flyer for this in the mail today. Check's on its way!

Otis Westinghouse · Post by **Otis Westinghouse** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 7:07 pm

Who Shot Sam? wrote:I think he may just be singing along with Dylan. Either that or he's gotten into the liquor cabinet again.

Both, as a matter of fact!

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 8:44 pm

I don't believe you... you're a liaaar!

Ghost of Ray · Post by **Ghost of Ray** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 12:00 am

Natalie Holloway is alive. Not well. Not on Aruba. Not free to move back to her family. The Arubans know exactly why. Sadly, it does not conform to the template that the media have molded for this event.

"America is waiting for an Answer of Some Sort or another..."
-David Byrne and Brian Eno from "America is Waiting" - My Life in the Bush of Ghosts.

selfmademug · Post by **selfmademug** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 2:28 am

Ugh. Heartburn-induced insomnia. Ow.

And may I add, re Natalie Holloway comment above, is ARL back among us?

verena · Post by **verena** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 12:40 pm

C. Of Ray, if she is alive zen there is hope (even in the very shadows of illness for instance). And who is Natalie Holloway please ? Also, what question is America waiting an answer to ?

bobster · Post by **bobster** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 12:40 pm

My personal theory is that when we find Natelee Holloway, we'll also find those Iraqui weapons of mass destruction....

On the other hand, isn't Aruba somewhere near...THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE!!!

Excuse me while I take a short trip from my house and begin my excavations which will prove that Disneyland was actually built by ancient astronauts. (Knotts Berry Farm was, however, built by ancient John Birch Society members. Really. And who lost China anyway? I mean, it's a really big country so it's probably not in the sofa.)

selfmademug · Post by **selfmademug** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 4:18 pm

bobster wrote:My personal theory is that when we find Natelee Holloway, we'll also find those Iraqui weapons of mass destruction....

And Jimmy Hoffa Sr., and whoever REALLY killed OJ's wife.

In other thoughts,

ice
+ frozen pineapple
+ frozen strawberries
+ limeaid
+ shot of tequila
+ blender
___________________

= mandatory survival tool when the temp is over 90 and the humidity is too. (Good frozen fruit courtesy Trader Joe's). Also:

+ 1 scoop protein powder
____________________

= dinner

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:03 am

I work with one of the most incompetent people on Earth.

Grrrr.

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:37 am

I've come down with some stupid-ass cold.

PlaythingOrPet · Post by **PlaythingOrPet** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:02 pm

Californian wine makes me want to smoke old man cigarettes.

Otis Westinghouse · Post by **Otis Westinghouse** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:03 pm

Who Shot Sam? wrote:I work with one of the most incompetent people on Earth.

Did that help? Our sympathies.

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:07 pm

Otis Westinghouse wrote:
Who Shot Sam? wrote:I work with one of the most incompetent people on Earth.
Did that help? Our sympathies.

Yes, had to let it out somewhere.

El Vez · Post by **El Vez** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:09 pm

Who Shot Sam? wrote:I work with one of the most incompetent people on Earth.

Grrrr.

Look, I'm sorry I forgot to change the toner cartridge out but is this really necessary?