Elvis Costello Fan Forum

Posted: **Mon Jul 14, 2003 2:46 pm**

Nope. refuse to do it.

Posted: **Mon Jul 14, 2003 2:54 pm**

Oily,

Not to run this into the ground too much further, but you may recall there were other multiple posters with less-than-humorous intentions. My apology came in the middle of the snake, bebe, and 15 or so other names associated with those people terrorizing the board. I didn't want anyone to think I was remotely involved with those folks. Maybe that's why my mea culpa sounded so loud.

Oh, and by the way, I'm Elvis Costello. Not the one who posted here. The real one.

Yes I am.

Posted: **Mon Jul 14, 2003 5:09 pm**

Oily, I'm afraid you don't know the half of it...! So that's what you meant when you said I was contradictory (or whatever it was, sorry I don't recall exactly).

Poppet-- I will indeed. I'm sorry I didn't take more, that was very dumb. I was just so excited and wasn't thinking straight!

Posted: **Mon Jul 14, 2003 5:48 pm**

i don't know much of anything until later. realizing this is one of the mmmmmm things about getting older, isn't it? i said you were a chameleon. nurturing mommy in one photo, smiling elvis groupie appearing to be 25 in another. amongst other things. i keep meaning to tell you about my bloody flaming lips experience!

noisey--i'm Caspar, that why you can't see me! i got as close as tulsa recently; one of these days i'm gonna get to dallas to see you elvis.

Posted: **Mon Jul 14, 2003 6:11 pm**

Ahh yes, a chameleon, that's right. That's much nicer, sorry. And not far off the truth, I spose!

Posted: **Mon Jul 14, 2003 11:41 pm**

I, m'self, was fortunate (or relatively, UN-fortunate?) enough to miss most of the "goings on" on Ye Olde Island board, but, from what I've gathered since, both Noise' & Jack's confessions actually make a kind of severely twisted (and therefore , WELCOME) sense...

Posted: **Wed Jul 16, 2003 11:58 am**

Well, I go away for a few days and the Mug thread turns into a confessional booth.

Anyway, the wonderful Mr. Doofster sent me some fabulous pictures while I was away and I promised him I would post them. Here is his other daughter, Caitlin. I must also re-post Olivia so that everyone can see the resemblance. They're both beautiful Mr. Doof!!

And, drumroll please, an updated picture of Mr. & Mrs. Doofster:

Posted: **Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:23 pm**

AHA! THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!

Posted: **Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:37 pm**

Hmmm... VERY nice.

..kids. Kids, I mean. Uh huh.

Posted: **Wed Jul 16, 2003 2:28 pm**

Pictures! Thanks Spooky Girlfriend.

Jackson Doofster-What lovely daughters, clever you. Adorable. And thank you so much for proving me right.

Posted: **Wed Jul 16, 2003 3:40 pm**

Oily...why does your last post make me nervous ?

It has that ring of someone who has a cunning plan in mind.

Posted: **Thu Jul 17, 2003 9:48 am**

I think I've found that elusive photo of Oily: http://www.fotolog.net/mirror/?photo_id=360243

Sorry OS, I couldn't help myself. Love ya.

Posted: **Thu Jul 17, 2003 9:54 am**

Oily you are older than I thought you would be.......

Posted: **Thu Jul 17, 2003 4:03 pm**

jackson i am very very cunning, but i have no plan. it just seemed like the thing to say at the time

. this i know, you should procreate some more. the world needs more kids that look like that.

ha ha ha. it ain't me

i have no hair on my back and this guy surely does.

ok ok since so many of you just can't seem to wait for photos from my episode of blondes vacation next week, i went ahead and sent spooky a teaser. it is a year or 2 old so i've changed a bit since

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Posted: **Thu Jul 17, 2003 4:12 pm**

Thank you all so very much for the compliments about my beautiful children....I agree with you all. However, there will be no further procreation - only copulation - never want to see a dirty nappy or have puke on my shoulder again...

Posted: **Thu Jul 17, 2003 4:18 pm**

Here, here Sir Doofster. Enough with baby poop & barf. Been there done that.

Now for another pic!! Oily has finally decided to cough up a photo:

Posted: **Thu Jul 17, 2003 4:34 pm**

Hey Oily.... I ain't gonna mess with you. Are you Marvin Hagler's big bro?

Posted: **Thu Jul 17, 2003 5:34 pm**

Well, I've come back from vacation exhausted and needing another one! Doofster had sent this one to me and I lost it in my landslide of email during my time away. This is It's a Wonderful Life according to the Doofster.

Posted: **Thu Jul 17, 2003 10:00 pm**

I'm just not buying it, Oily...

Posted: **Thu Jul 17, 2003 10:57 pm**

Hey, Oil...these guys down the street keep giving me a bad time about my crazy dogs. Do you think you could talk to them?

Thanks!

Posted: **Fri Jul 18, 2003 2:31 am**

Posted: **Fri Jul 18, 2003 2:52 am**

~I'm hating this~

Posted: **Fri Jul 18, 2003 3:28 am**

~like I said~f***~

Posted: **Fri Jul 18, 2003 4:07 am**

OILY: Thats not you, thats Hulk Hogan without the scarf on his head!

Shame on you for putting that picture up after accusing mine of not being me!!

SWEETPEAR: I dont know if its the same for everyone but none of your pictures have come up for me - they are all little boxes with red crosses in them!

Posted: **Fri Jul 18, 2003 4:17 am**

Oh no....they've all come up on my screen. I've followed the instructions on posting them.
hmmm, can any one else see my pictures?

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