Ali G got them pissed off

[A rope leash]

Some folks say I put too much bait in my traps, but, I don't know...

[El Vez]

Nah, you're just the only one who consistently uses that little "Post Subject" line to make pithy observations and often very funny one-liners.

[laughingcrow]

I was at the Scotland versus Norway game, having a drink on a street corner (illegally I might add...yes I can party with the best of them too you know) and a Norwegian fan came up to me and my pals and lifted his top to reveal a couple o' man boobs like that...don't know why, maybe he liked us, maybe it was akin Scottish history according to Mel Gibson (you know the bloke that freed Scotland then wrote the bible), with Scotsmen showing their arses from under their kilts.
Anyway, my pal retorted by showing him his....it was a man boob stalemate! We all went away smiling...Scotland lost the match though. 1-0.

[verbal gymnastics]

LC - who adjudicated the man boob contest? Mind you, a draw was the best you could hope for.