Chappelle's Show Season 3 Delayed

SoLikeCandy · Post by **SoLikeCandy** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 12:34 pm

Come on, guys--no reason to get our Underoos in a bunch. Let's just play nice. It's the holidays, for goodness' sake--why can't we all just get along...?

Or as ol' Rick would say, "it's a celebration, bitches."

El Vez · Post by **El Vez** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 12:36 pm

You're not ruining it, I just think you need to smoke a lot of weed and follow moe. around for six months. I hate that kind of stuff but it would mellow you out a lot. I don't know....do you do any outdoors-y stuff like go hiking or anything to work out this agression and hostility. Just find something to help you relax man because something has you wrapped a little too tightly.

wehitandrun · Post by **wehitandrun** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 12:38 pm

I'm not a hostile person, at all.

It's sort of funny that I'm getting that talk, given the situation and the fact that you know the situation.

cosmos · Post by **cosmos** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 12:41 pm

Unity

El Vez · Post by **El Vez** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 12:48 pm

Yeah, back to what this thread is all about....

"Damn, Sony ain't playin'! Gimme that!"

"I learned that white people don't use wash clothes. I'm serious, they only got one bar of soap in the whole house!"

"I hate you, I hate you, I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you!"

SoLikeCandy · Post by **SoLikeCandy** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 12:58 pm

Cosmos, you stole my line!! I wanted to say "UNITEEEEE"! Now I have to think of something else. Damn it.

"Excuse me, madam--will this count toward my frequent flier miles?"

"Did you make your reservation online?"

(pause)

"YEEEEAYUH!"

"Then they will!"

"OKAY!!!!"

El Vez · Post by **El Vez** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:03 pm

Ah.....A Moment In The Life of Lil' Jon.

"We are the Playa Hatas and we've travelled through time to call you a cracker!"

"I smell your light sabre."

cosmos · Post by **cosmos** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:04 pm

Sorry SLC - but you came up with something funnier anyway!

"A Day in the Life of Lil' Jon" is one of my faves!!

And only Chappelle could make John Mayer seem halfway cool for the duration of a skit!

SoLikeCandy · Post by **SoLikeCandy** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 2:16 pm

Hey, now--I like John Mayer. He is a perfect example of nerdsexy.

And only Dave Chappelle could get Questlove from the Roots and John Mayer together to play the theme song to "Diff'rent Strokes". Stupid brilliance.

Have you seen the Lil Jon skit where he's talking to 'himself'?

cosmos · Post by **cosmos** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:34 pm

I wanna run through the halls of my high school........

I don't think I've seen the skit with Lil Jon talking to himself. Was that the second season?

SoLikeCandy · Post by **SoLikeCandy** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:41 pm

I do believe that was the second season. Dave Chappelle is playing Lil Jon, and he's on the phone with the real Lil Jon. Then, Oprah calls and Lil "Dave" clips over--she tells him she's pregnant with his child.

"We got her pregnant, dog!"

"Yeeeayuh! Skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet!!"

It's mind-numbingly stupid. I laugh my ass off whenever I see it.

cosmos · Post by **cosmos** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:47 pm

YES, YES, YES - I have seen that one!!

cosmos · Post by **cosmos** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:52 pm

H-WHAT?

H-WHAT?

H-WHAT?

OKAAAYYYY!!!!

ice nine · Post by **ice nine** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:56 pm

I can't believe that no one has brought up the Niggar family!!

wehitandrun · Post by **wehitandrun** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 9:13 pm

This week members of the Chapelle Show will be on ONA tomorrow! Isn't that ironic?

It is most likely going to be Charlie Murphy and co.- not Chapelle himself, who is a very busy man.

SoLikeCandy · Post by **SoLikeCandy** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 8:54 am

Charlie Murphy...

DARKNESS!!!

wehitandrun · Post by **wehitandrun** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:02 am

That man is really funny. Perhaps I should buy one of these Chappelle Show DVDs- is only the first season out?