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LOL, So Lack. You're right. Maybe it wasn't the right place to post. It's just an interesting fact I found on the 'net.
I guess I should have filed it under the thread 'semi-useless information you find'
I guess I should have filed it under the thread 'semi-useless information you find'
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think that you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt
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At 7 this morning I was making coffee and my roommate started chatting at me. When and how would one consider it acceptable to start a conversation about nothing at 7 am with a person who is preparing coffee? And why the hell is my roommate so perky at that ungodly hour?
**not so much of a random thought as a random rant**
**not so much of a random thought as a random rant**
I wasn't born the sharpest thorn
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VG, are you sure you didn't get it? Does this look familiar?
Yes, my little chickadees, it's the long-awaited (Party till you're)
Black and Blue Party! Dress code is black and/or blue clothes, though
if you don't have any, you can thank S for putting the kibosh on
strict enforcement. (E still, however, reserves the right to make
snarky comments to any guests not wearing black and/or blue, and to
lay the blame at their feet when the cops show up.) Invite
girlfriends, boyfriends, old friends, new friends and anyone you'd
like to get to know a little better, plus anyone whose email address
we don't have (but should). We do ask that you try to refrain from
inviting the sketchy guys hanging out in front of the liquor store,
but hey, if it happens, it happens. And oh yeah, it's Saturday night.
Show up whenever you like, but the (Party till you're) Black and Blue
Party is a movable feast, and S reserves the right to shake her
booty all over this town, so do try to show up before 3:30 or so. And
of course, booze is always welcome.
Es la fiesta que estaban Uds todos esperando…¡la fiesta negra y azul!
Hay que vestirte en ropa negra o/y azul…no te preocupes, no vamos a estar muy estrictas con respeto a la etiqueta en el vestir, porque te
queremos tanto. ¡Inviten a sus amigos! Cuando: este sabado, el 11 de
marzo. (Y es posible que vayamos a bailar después, entonces por
favor, vengan antes de las 3 y media. Y traigan alcool. Por favor.)
Donde: (our address)
Love, love, love,
Forever and ever,
E and S, putting the "sex" into "Don't you think that's excessive?" since 1999
P.S. We're avoiding the term "goodbye party," because it's depressing,
but if you have any declarations of love and/or expensive jewelry for
Miss S, well, now would be the time. (E wouldn't turn them
down either.)
No estamos diciendo la frase "fiesta de despedidas," porque nos
deprime, pero si tenés o declaraciones de amor o joyería cara para
nuestra amiga S, no habrá otra oportunidad muy pronto. (O para
E, no le molestaría a ella tampoco.)
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MBA wrote:
But if we look closely at the actual invitation -It's really a shame when you specifically write in the party invitation, "Please don't invite the sketchy guys hanging out in front of the liquor store," and people disregard it. Neighbors, it's not me you should be hating! Would you like to see the invitation?
I don't know, Miss BA.We do ask that you try to refrain from
inviting the sketchy guys hanging out in front of the liquor store,
but hey, if it happens, it happens.
Everyone just needs to fuckin’ relax. Smoke more weed, the world is ending.
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well, great. now we're talking about impeaching Bush. let's just get even and impeach every hapless and horny hodad we vote into office. it's gotta be more complex than that!? no, it isn't; just the political winds. it ain't like we look stupid enough already in the international community. the best don't run any more, intellectually and public service-wise we deteriorate exponentially, and we're watching Fox, so what do you expect.
I'm not concerned about the very poor.
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Oliver Douglas: But he couldn't be dead.
Fred Ziffel: Oh, yes he could, I personally attended his funeral.
Oliver Douglas: Are you sure?
Fred Ziffel: I don't know what you do in New York, but around here we don't give a man a funeral unless we're pretty sure he needs one.
Fred Ziffel: Oh, yes he could, I personally attended his funeral.
Oliver Douglas: Are you sure?
Fred Ziffel: I don't know what you do in New York, but around here we don't give a man a funeral unless we're pretty sure he needs one.
Everyone just needs to fuckin’ relax. Smoke more weed, the world is ending.
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Oh my gosh! I didn't even see this! Yes, of course, declarations of love and expensive jewelry are always welcome! But no conflict diamonds, please. And I always feel the need to make snarky comments. Snark is my middle name. Miss Buesnarknos Aires.verbal gymnastics wrote:Unfortunately I never received it. Is it still possible for me to give you declarations of love and/or expensive jewellery?
By the way did you feel the need to make snarky comments?
Jack Blanchard and Misty Morgan's "The Tennessee Bird Walk" is the greatest song ever written and is only challenged by "My Uncle Used To Love Me (But She Died)" by Roger Miller.
Take away the trees
and the birds'll have to sit upon the ground.
(Hum)
Take away their wings
and the birds'll have to walk to get around.
Take away the birdbaths
and dirty birds will soon be everywhere.
Take away their feathers
and the birds will walk around in underwear.
Take away their (whistle)
and the birds'll have to whisper when they sing.
(Chirp chirp!)
Take away their common sense
and they'll be heading southward in the spring.
Oh, remember me, my darling when spring is in the air,
And the bald headed birds are whispering everywhere.
When you see them walking southward in their dirty underwear,
That's the Tennessee Bird Walk.
How about some trees
so the birds won't have to sit upon the ground?
(Hum)
And how about some wings
so the birds won't have to walk to get around?
And how about a birdbath or two
so the birds will all be clean?
And how about some feathers
so their underwear no longer will be seen?
How about a little (whistle)
so the birds won't have to whisper when they sing?
(Chirp chirp!)
And how about some common sense,
So they won't be blocking traffic in the spring?
Oh, remember me, my darling when spring is in the air
And the bald headed birds are whispering everywhere
When you see them walking southward in their dirty underwear
That's the Tennessee Bird Walk (Chirp chirp!)
Take away the trees
and the birds'll have to sit upon the ground.
(Hum)
Take away their wings
and the birds'll have to walk to get around.
Take away the birdbaths
and dirty birds will soon be everywhere.
Take away their feathers
and the birds will walk around in underwear.
Take away their (whistle)
and the birds'll have to whisper when they sing.
(Chirp chirp!)
Take away their common sense
and they'll be heading southward in the spring.
Oh, remember me, my darling when spring is in the air,
And the bald headed birds are whispering everywhere.
When you see them walking southward in their dirty underwear,
That's the Tennessee Bird Walk.
How about some trees
so the birds won't have to sit upon the ground?
(Hum)
And how about some wings
so the birds won't have to walk to get around?
And how about a birdbath or two
so the birds will all be clean?
And how about some feathers
so their underwear no longer will be seen?
How about a little (whistle)
so the birds won't have to whisper when they sing?
(Chirp chirp!)
And how about some common sense,
So they won't be blocking traffic in the spring?
Oh, remember me, my darling when spring is in the air
And the bald headed birds are whispering everywhere
When you see them walking southward in their dirty underwear
That's the Tennessee Bird Walk (Chirp chirp!)
echos myron like a siren
with endurance like the liberty bell
and he tells you of the dreamers
but he's cracked up like the road
and he'd like to lift us up, but we're a very heavy load
with endurance like the liberty bell
and he tells you of the dreamers
but he's cracked up like the road
and he'd like to lift us up, but we're a very heavy load
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Hey, in Waylon's autobiography he talked about how children *love* Roger Miller's music. My first memories of him were as the minstrel troubadour in the animated Robin Hood (the one where Robin Hood & Maid Marian were foxes.....and more convincing as a couple than Costner and Mary Elizabeth Mastranto...Mastra....Mestr...aw fuck it!) and I loved his corny little Disney ditties. Absolutely loved them.
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