I'm off to work!

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:34 am

Bamboo - you may have cramps but I got chills; they're multiplying. And I'm losing control.

I think there's a song in there somewhere.

selfmademug · Post by **selfmademug** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 11:24 am

bambooneedle wrote: The kind of cramps I get, there's just no remedy for... lust cramps.

Ahhh, I see. For the other type of cramps I suggest a nice bowl; however, that would only make you type of cramps much worse. As I know from personal experience...

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:37 pm

Socks has had his catheter removed and now we are waiting to see if he can pee on his own.

I had a low carb burger (with 10,000 calories) for lunch.

I kicked a really beautiful left-footed shot with the dog's hedgehog toy the other night. Straight down the hall, with a sweet little curve on it. Dropped right past my husband's shoulder and took out his beer.

He was really pissed.

as in angry.

selfmademug · Post by **selfmademug** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:47 pm

I think I'd like to spend an evening at your house, Moody...

Goody2Shoes · Post by **Goody2Shoes** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:50 pm

I'm gonna go eat lunch now. No low-carb burger for me, though. Tuna salad sandwich. Greek salad.

El Vez · Post by **El Vez** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:47 pm

Enjoying a rare friday off. Gonna pick up my check, deposit some of it and pocket the rest. Then I'm heading to my favorite local greasy spoon for a late lunch. Over a delicious meal I shall work on my BT assignments and contemplate the ulcer that I have probably given my editor.

Oh, and I saw The Life Aquatic last night. We have a thread for such things but I'll just say here and now that I think I loved this film. It struck me more immediately than Tenenbaums and I thought that, all artifice aside, it was genuinely moving and deeply funny in a sad, melancholy way.

Goody2Shoes · Post by **Goody2Shoes** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:58 pm

Uh-oh. Bread was moldy. No tuna sandwich. Greek salad solo.

oily slick · Post by **oily slick** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 3:04 pm

i had a greek salad for lunch too! but at a pub called Michael's.

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 4:00 pm

ok, Socks is peeing on his own but will have to be closely monitored for urine output over the weekend. any volunteers? should his urethra become blocked again, the vet said one option was penis removal.

oily slick · Post by **oily slick** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 4:15 pm

you know, that was just uncalled for. you can say alot, but you just shouldn't say penis removal.

miss buenos aires · Post by **miss buenos aires** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 4:23 pm

Got paid today, had to immediately make a payment on my loans, pay off my credit card (I like a zero balance, so sue me), and pay my phone bill. Next is the gas and electric, which will leave me with...not a whole lot of money until the 31st. Good thing I have that credit card!

Pophead, all I had time to look over was triangles. You do remember that the inside angles of a triangle all add up to 180 degress, right? And that an isosceles triangle has two equal sides and two equal angles, right? And that the smaller the angle, the smaller the side opposite it?

selfmademug · Post by **selfmademug** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 6:18 pm

Yet again putting off clean-up of my messy apartment. I did have a breakthrough yesterday; many levels of physical chaos were subdued, sacked and otherwise sorted.

My little guy was home sick today and has that amazing sick-beauty kids sometimes get, his eyes are glazed and big, and his face is flushed, relaxed and heavy, and his little lips are bright red. You just wanna hold them all day when they're like that...

pophead2k · Post by **pophead2k** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 6:37 pm

Thanks MBA, Geometry is going to be life this weekend.

Tonight I'm going to chaperone my school's 'Winter Formal' dance. 350 girls with their pimply faced, doofus boyfriends. Students walking up to me and my girlfriend and asking me "is that your girlfriend"? and then giggling and walking away. Will report on any cat fight action in tomorrow's column.

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:00 pm

I always wondered what my teachers were up to...

ok, so I know everybody's riveted, so here's yet another update. Socks is home and has peed, altho it was again in the bathroom sink and was just a little bloody - given the trauma his urethra has endured, I'm not overly concerned at this point. Output is good. And for those of you just idlely wondering, yes this is real. Personally, I'm thankful not to be a neutered male cat.

wehitandrun · Post by **wehitandrun** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:24 am

Geometry is the name of one of Daryl Palumbo's projects.

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:32 am

Miss BA, besides what you said all else you need for geometry is to remember SOHCAHTOA and have a scientific calculator-- well done!

I didn't really have lust cramps... just trying to be sidesplittingly hilarious again.

Boy With A Problem · Post by **Boy With A Problem** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:51 am

I'm going up to Croydon this morning to see a man about a car.

so lacklustre · Post by **so lacklustre** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 3:08 am

I'm taking my 6yr old daughter to drama class, just what I want to do with my saturday morning!

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 6:35 am

Well, not particularly a leisurely Saturday morning for me - Doc and the two 13 year old scouts have a day at Merit Badge College to earn more patches that I'm already behind at sewing on their uniforms. It's 5frickin30 and too early to be up on Saturday!!!!!!!

selfmademug · Post by **selfmademug** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 8:21 am

Spooky I hope the masseuse has arrived by now. You know, the one I willed to arrive there?

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 8:28 am

Mmmm, that might be him at the door right now. Better check!

You did send a him, didn't you Mug?

El Vez · Post by **El Vez** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 10:52 am

Yesterday Blue typed "shit" when he meant shirt. We all thought that was funny and when he realized, he too had a hearty chuckle over his little typo.

selfmademug · Post by **selfmademug** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 11:00 am

I just went into my teeny kitchen... My God!! Someone left dirty dishes EVERYWHERE. Apparently for many days on end. ...the fuck?!?!

pophead2k · Post by **pophead2k** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 12:31 pm

El Vez pointed out the typo that Blue pointed out from a previous post. That was funny.

laughingcrow · Post by **laughingcrow** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 12:49 pm

Just pressed a button