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verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:15 am

Don't

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:15 am

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:15 am

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:16 am

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:16 am

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:16 am

Again!

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:17 am

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:33 am

#5, but I've been busy lately. I mean, at work.

Otis Westinghouse · Post by **Otis Westinghouse** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:40 am

Verb, you're just a part-timer. Mood, we had noticed your unusual silence!

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 10:10 am

Otis Westinghouse wrote:
Otis Westinghouse wrote:I'm now 4th! Moody is closing in on me fast. I'd better write some more bollocks tonight to keep my position secure. Now can I catch Bamboo, currently 140+ ahead of me. He writes even more bollocks than I do, so it will be hard. No-one can ever, ever catch Blue, though. Crow is now too infrequent. Give me time.
Still 4th. Bamboo is going to be hard to close in on. The sporadic Crow is surely going to be pipped before too long. Maybe if I give a daily update on this thread I can rise to second. Or get very literal with the Random Thoughts thread. No rest till I'm second...

You could get very literal on the taboo thoughts thread. Enter at own risk!

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 10:41 am

Otis Westinghouse wrote:Now can I catch Bamboo, currently 140+ ahead of me. He writes even more bollocks than I do, so it will be hard.

Occassionally I stumble onto the soccer thread from the front page... plenty of OW bollocks there

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verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 10:54 am

Otis Westinghouse wrote:Verb, you're just a part-timer. Mood, we had noticed your unusual silence!

What are the definitions of Part- and Full-Timers on the Board then Otis?

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:38 am

I'll answer that with a quote from the RHCPs - if you have to ask, you'll never know. funky motherf**kers will not be told to go.

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:06 pm

Verbal, obviously you have not yet made it into the secret "board elite"

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selfmademug · Post by **selfmademug** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 6:14 pm

bambooneedle wrote:Verbal, obviously you have not yet made it into the secret "board elite" .

Speaking as the secret leader of the secret board elite, I could tell you whether VG is a secret member, but that would ruin things, wouldn't it?

El Vez · Post by **El Vez** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 6:17 pm

As a member of the secret board elite....where's my fucking Barnes & Noble gift card I'm supposed to get when I hit 1,500 posts?

selfmademug · Post by **selfmademug** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 6:33 pm

A secret sub-committee voted to rescind that benefit just before you hit the eligibility mark.

El Vez · Post by **El Vez** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 6:35 pm

Cocksuckers.

Otis Westinghouse · Post by **Otis Westinghouse** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 6:54 pm

verbal gymnastics wrote:What are the definitions of Part- and Full-Timers on the Board then Otis?

You gotta post 7 days a week, my friend. And not go on so many holidays. And be a generally sad person. OK?

selfmademug · Post by **selfmademug** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 6:56 pm

El Vez wrote:Cocksuckers.

I'm afraid I can't confirm or deny that without compromising the secrecy of our elitism, or, for that matter, the elitism of our secrecy.

Otis Westinghouse · Post by **Otis Westinghouse** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 6:56 pm

bambooneedle wrote:Occassionally I stumble onto the soccer thread from the front page... plenty of OW bollocks there .

Charming! It's all finely honed penetrating analysis. You just don't understand, Ozboy (even if you fancy yourself as Jose Antonio Reyes). And now there are two soccer threads - one for each of my bollocks.

Otis Westinghouse · Post by **Otis Westinghouse** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 6:58 pm

Mug is currently 7 ahead of Verb. She's no part-timer.

El Vez · Post by **El Vez** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:10 pm

selfmademug wrote:
El Vez wrote:Cocksuckers.
I'm afraid I can't confirm or deny that without compromising the secrecy of our elitism, or, for that matter, the elitism of our secrecy.

Hey, I don't need any stinkin' confirmation 'cause I got pictures! I'd post them but basic human decency probits me from shattering the psyches of other board members by showing just what the guy on the right was doing with his hands.

Otis Westinghouse · Post by **Otis Westinghouse** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:11 pm

God, I've got a nerve, writing pointless posts as an ironic joke on the 1000+ post thread purely to increase my total.

Otis Westinghouse · Post by **Otis Westinghouse** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:13 pm

But I am clearly not alone.