Things went from bad to worse for him. He decided to go to the coast for the day and halfway there the car started to make a terrible noise -apparently the Catalytic Converter was hanging off! . He managed to get it limping to the nearest garage and get a new one fitted as it had a hole in it, so while it was there he also decided to have a oil change.
To kill time while it was being worked on he decided to get his hair cut. Now my fella is a very chatty cockney guy and sat himself in the barbers chair and chatted away explaining what an awful day he had, and what a two and eight he had been in. (For those of you who don't know cockney rhyming slang being in a two and eight means being in a state!). Unfortunately the barber took that to mean that was how he wanted his hair cut and started to shave his head with a number 2 razor cut (I'm laughing while I'm typing this). Bear in mind while you are reading this he has never had his head shaved in his life!
He leapt out of the chair and yelled 'what the hell are you doing I haven't told you how I want it yet!' The barber apologized profusely but unless he wanted hair extensions he couldn't do anything about it except carry on!!
So to sum up his day he went for a drive which cost him £170, and came home looking like mr potato head!!!! SERVES HIM BLOODY WELL RIGHT I SAY!!!
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