Semi-Useless Information: Things to do this weekend...
a) phone my ex-girlfriend and tell her I'm sorry
b) get completely stoned and then drunk
c) watch "The Constant Gardener" with a few friends
d) Go to another friend's birthday party
e) Study for an upcoming test
f) Phone home, see how things are doing...avoid speaking to my faja
g) Drink more
h) Sleep...glorious sleep!
i) Listen to "Get Happy!" "Spiderland" "Forever Changes" and that new album from David Gray.
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1. Abraham Lincoln's posthumous record, Will Someone Please Invent Paxcil So My Wife Can Stop Having Night Terrors, went double platinum in its first week of sales and featured the shockingly prescient Lincoln-penned "I'll Make You Famous, Bitch!"
2. The highly-anticipated Samuel L. Jackson actioner Snakes On A Plane is actually a remake of a 1943 William Wyler film starring Brian Donlevy, John Carradine, Jane Darwell, Agnes Moorehead and Lionel Barrymore. Lillian Hellman wrote the original script and really resented Wyler's uncredited rewrites. Katherine Hepburn had to be brought in to smooth the whole thing over, it was a real mess and there was always an unbearable tension everytime Hellman visited the set.
3. Bobster is Nathan Fillion. It makes so much sense.
4. Tupac and Biggie are both alive and well as Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie. The Wayans' Brothers film White Girls was actually an unsparingly accurate documentary about the two rappers pawned off as a witless tax writeoff.
2. The highly-anticipated Samuel L. Jackson actioner Snakes On A Plane is actually a remake of a 1943 William Wyler film starring Brian Donlevy, John Carradine, Jane Darwell, Agnes Moorehead and Lionel Barrymore. Lillian Hellman wrote the original script and really resented Wyler's uncredited rewrites. Katherine Hepburn had to be brought in to smooth the whole thing over, it was a real mess and there was always an unbearable tension everytime Hellman visited the set.
3. Bobster is Nathan Fillion. It makes so much sense.
4. Tupac and Biggie are both alive and well as Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie. The Wayans' Brothers film White Girls was actually an unsparingly accurate documentary about the two rappers pawned off as a witless tax writeoff.
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