Mission Statement

Kissy Monster · Post by **Kissy Monster** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 12:00 am

Amigas and amigos! (Ladies first!) Howdy! I am motivated by love for the music of Elvin Costello and another kind of love for Rosie O'
Donald. I hope to share my knowledge with y'all.

Rosie is quite simply the perfect woman. I baked her a cake and tried to deliver it to her on her birthday but was prevented by nefarious security guards. I told them they were thwarting true love. I believe in speaking truth to power. But I think Rosie heard me call her name from underneath her willow.

My favorite Elvis Contello songs are "Town Called Big Notting" (from the Notting Hill soundtrack) and "Dr. Spooky's Assistant" (where our beloved moderator got his name). EC shares a first name with another famous singer, Elvis Crespo.

bobster · Post by **bobster** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 12:15 am

Elvis Crespo...Is he related to Elvis Mitchel?

Kissy Monster · Post by **Kissy Monster** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 12:25 am

Yes, they're related by first name! It is a rare and wondrous marvel of nature!

Leave it to you to make a film reference, of sorts.

LittleFoole · Post by **LittleFoole** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 8:48 pm

But what about Tortelvis - don't leave him outta the loop

noiseradio · Post by **noiseradio** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:13 pm

Or he'll show you his claw.

bobster · Post by **bobster** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 3:34 pm

Kissy Monster wrote:Yes, they're related by first name! It is a rare and wondrous marvel of nature!

Leave it to you to make a film reference, of sorts.

I could have mentioned Elvis Schmidekamp, but I think only So. Californians would get that....

Kissy Monster · Post by **Kissy Monster** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:36 pm

LittleFoole wrote:But what about Tortelvis - don't leave him outta the loop

That was when Elvis had legal troubles.