Ask El Vez
Ask El Vez
Remember the "Ask Elvis" section from the old IDJ site? Well, I thought I would start one of my own. Recently, it has struck me how many similarities there are between E.C. and myself. Both of us are carbon-based bipeds. Both of us wear glasses. Both of us have had disastrous affairs with Bebe Buell. Uncanny...... just uncanny.
Ask away!
Ask away!
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No, really...
Are you the real El Vez, the Mexican Presley impersonator?
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Spooky Girlfriend,
The inspiration for most of my songs comes from Englebert Humperdink. He's a mate that one! When Bert and I are stuck, we usually call Taupin or Gary U.S. Bonds.
Why is it so difficult to remain married? Well, a man is only as faithful as his options my dear.
love,
El Vez
Mood Swung,
The salad fork is generally on the opposite side of where the other fork is placed on the table.
And it's spring forward, fall back.
love, El Vez
Bluechair,
You're a canny lad and should know that the lineup I enjoyed during the Spike recording sessions were, without parallel, the finest I've ever played with. I just wish Paul would get over the Yoko thing. Live? I've always fancied doing a tour with The Donnas.
proper manly love,
El Vez
Rope Leash,
There is only one master of Mexican Presley impersonations.
decidely proper manly love,
El Vez
Oily Slick,
Concerning the first question, I think it is a bit of a "kettle-black" don't you.
Basic human decency prohibits me from answering the second question.
filthy unchristian love,
El Vez
The inspiration for most of my songs comes from Englebert Humperdink. He's a mate that one! When Bert and I are stuck, we usually call Taupin or Gary U.S. Bonds.
Why is it so difficult to remain married? Well, a man is only as faithful as his options my dear.
love,
El Vez
Mood Swung,
The salad fork is generally on the opposite side of where the other fork is placed on the table.
And it's spring forward, fall back.
love, El Vez
Bluechair,
You're a canny lad and should know that the lineup I enjoyed during the Spike recording sessions were, without parallel, the finest I've ever played with. I just wish Paul would get over the Yoko thing. Live? I've always fancied doing a tour with The Donnas.
proper manly love,
El Vez
Rope Leash,
There is only one master of Mexican Presley impersonations.
decidely proper manly love,
El Vez
Oily Slick,
Concerning the first question, I think it is a bit of a "kettle-black" don't you.
Basic human decency prohibits me from answering the second question.
filthy unchristian love,
El Vez
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****wow!**** he actually answered my questions!!!! swoon. giggle. faint.
wake up with bump on head. kick puppy. swear never to touch another tropical drink the rest of my life.
but you know what? I'm a carbon-based biped. I wear glasses (to drive, OS) and my natural hair color is almost as dark as EC's. With a little help from Miss Clairol, I could easily be his Presbyterian alter ego. So we can do Ask Mood Swung as well. I'll just fill in from time to time when El Vez is busy.
El Vez, another question--
will you be at Sundown on thursday?
wake up with bump on head. kick puppy. swear never to touch another tropical drink the rest of my life.
but you know what? I'm a carbon-based biped. I wear glasses (to drive, OS) and my natural hair color is almost as dark as EC's. With a little help from Miss Clairol, I could easily be his Presbyterian alter ego. So we can do Ask Mood Swung as well. I'll just fill in from time to time when El Vez is busy.
El Vez, another question--
will you be at Sundown on thursday?
Like me, the "g" is silent.
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Don't remind me! I want to see Junior Brown so bad and am still pissy over the fact that I have to work that night!mood swung wrote: El Vez, another question--
will you be at Sundown on thursday?
love,
El Vez
Last edited by El Vez on Wed Jul 30, 2003 4:51 am, edited 1 time in total.
Actually, it's a bit more complicated than that. Chris Rock got the inspiration for that joke while reading the now infamous Confessions of a Yakuza.....which was itself an underworld parody of Bruce Campbell's witty biography, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor. Bruce Campbell as it turns out, decided he wanted to become an actor after seeing Bob Dylan as Alias in Pat Garrett & Billy The Kid.spooky girlfriend wrote:Hey, ElVez
That quote "a man is only as faithful as his options" I swear I heard when listening to a Chris Rock gig. So that's where Elvis is getting his quotes these days.
So Dylan is actually guilty of lifting from.....Dylan.
love,
El Vez
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