Pretty self-explanatory
spooky girlfriend
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by spooky girlfriend » Sun Mar 07, 2004 9:25 pm
Pip suggested this one needed a caption also. It's got so much potential!
Elvis: "You're going to put what in my where?"
BlueChair
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by BlueChair » Sun Mar 07, 2004 9:34 pm
Elvis: "EEEP! That tickles"
This morning you've got time for a hot, home-cooked breakfast! Delicious and piping hot in only 3 microwave minutes.
Mr. Average
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by Mr. Average » Sun Mar 07, 2004 9:40 pm
"In spite of the fact that he has worked hard to mask the limitation through lip-reading, Ms. Krall inadvertantly exposes his hearing impairment by screaming reporters questions directly into his ear."
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"Hit me with your rhythm stick...hit me...HIT ME!!!"
"The smarter mysteries are hidden in the light" - Jean Giono (1895-1970)
pip_52
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by pip_52 » Sun Mar 07, 2004 10:19 pm
Diana: "So, I was talking with my sister . . ."
ice nine
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by ice nine » Sun Mar 07, 2004 10:31 pm
'Sorry, I was born without a tongue.'
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think that you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt
- M. Twain
Branst
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by Branst » Sun Mar 07, 2004 10:48 pm
Elvis: "Honey, do you really want to do this HERE???"
RedShoes
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by RedShoes » Sun Mar 07, 2004 10:58 pm
Elvis suddenly realized the microphone was picking up every word as he noticed the reporters beginning to blush…
Branst
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by Branst » Sun Mar 07, 2004 11:07 pm
Is it me or is there something written on the front side of her hand?
crash8_durham
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by crash8_durham » Mon Mar 08, 2004 1:09 am
Honey, you didnt wash behind your ears......and that beard!!!
oily slick
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by oily slick » Mon Mar 08, 2004 6:36 pm
bruce got hit by a bus?!
I'm not concerned about the very poor.
wehitandrun
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by wehitandrun » Mon Mar 08, 2004 6:38 pm
"Elvis is sensitive."
cbartal
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by cbartal » Mon Mar 08, 2004 11:12 pm
"Elvis, keep still my darling. They've decided to run a movie trailer on your forehead."
Mr. Misery
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by Mr. Misery » Tue Mar 09, 2004 4:07 am
"Ear comes the bride."
I've had you so many times but somehow I want more.
laughingcrow
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by laughingcrow » Tue Mar 09, 2004 7:26 am
Her attempts at the Vulcan death grip going awry, Diana opted for the Praying Mantis's method, and started to eat her mate.
Toy Soldier-Scaremonger
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by Toy Soldier-Scaremonger » Tue Mar 09, 2004 8:06 am
I've told you before Elvis: if you're gonna shave, shave your whole face; otherwise just let it all grow!
I was laughing at everyone's captions but I think the best was Oily Slick's!
I can't remember being any younger.
Misha
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by Misha » Tue Mar 09, 2004 1:37 pm
Where are the strong?
Who are the trusted?
crash8_durham
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by crash8_durham » Tue Mar 09, 2004 1:37 pm
He who acts silly gets a wet willy!!!!!!!!
verbal gymnastics
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by verbal gymnastics » Wed Mar 10, 2004 7:30 am
Darling, I think Elton's got a thing for you...
Who’s this kid with his mumbo jumbo?
Watching_Detectives
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by Watching_Detectives » Wed Mar 10, 2004 3:36 pm
It nearly took a mircacle to get you to stay
It only took my little finger to blow you away.
wehitandrun
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by wehitandrun » Wed Mar 10, 2004 3:46 pm
Watching_Detectives wrote: "Barney's is having a sale on shoes....
Oh, and I'm not wearing panties..."
I dunno who she'd think she was surprising. That's an expectation.
<3,
s.
pip_52
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by pip_52 » Wed Mar 10, 2004 7:32 pm
"Darling . . . I have a window ."
oily slick
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by oily slick » Thu Mar 11, 2004 5:48 pm
"honey, i have an appointment to have my neck ironed"
I'm not concerned about the very poor.
Gillibeanz
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by Gillibeanz » Thu Mar 11, 2004 8:29 pm
ELVIS: "You spent how much on singing lessons????"
DIANA: "Didn't I mention it before we got married? - I dont do oral sex"
COME ON YOU SPURS!!