Has D. Krall been here?

ice nine · Post by **ice nine** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 11:02 pm

Has the missus been snooping around here to get the dirt on her future ex? Where is BurnishedGold? Funny how you never see her and Ms. Krall together.

pip_52 · Post by **pip_52** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 11:13 pm

Seems like DK's been too busy holding Elvis' hand to be able to type on a message board . . .

LessThanZero · Post by **LessThanZero** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 11:15 pm

Hey, I bet she can do a lot with one free hand!

whtesde · Post by **whtesde** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 12:16 am

Well, that might turn out kinda badly.

"Doo dee doo...Think I'll check this out. Declan, honey, look at this! Someone posted a picture of us at the Ivy! Aww, that's so...Wow. My butt looks kinda big there. Honey, does my butt look big in this picture?"

"Um. No."

"What was that?"

"What was what, pearl of my heart?"

"That 'um.' I distinctly heard an 'um.' What was that for?"

"Nothing! Nothing. I was...meditating. Meditating, yeah. Umm...."

"Meditating? Meditating on what, how my butt is? Jesus Christ! I don't believe you!"

"But, but, darling..."

"Don't 'darling' me! You're sleeping on the couch tonight, pal! Jesus!" *slams door*

*EC shakes fist at computer* "Damn you, Elvis Costello Fans v2.0! DAMN YOU!"

And, scene.

Jackson Doofster · Post by **Jackson Doofster** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 4:52 am

laughingcrow · Post by **laughingcrow** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 9:24 am

nice one Whte!

If she has been on here, I think she'd be a little scared by now.

PlaythingOrPet · Post by **PlaythingOrPet** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 9:41 am

One hand for playing piano, one hand keeping hold of Elvis. She's a talented bird, that one. Meh.

A rope leash · Post by **A rope leash** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 10:23 am

"Jazz isn't dead, it just smells really funny..." - Frank Zappa

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 10:36 am

Thank you a million times, whtesde. It's been such a long few days and I needed that laugh more than you'll ever know.

You too, Rope.

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 10:48 am

whtesde - and after that we get the inspiration for Elvis' next album. A concept album of initially how someone is left in the dark but a little later he's in the mood again. What? He's already done it? Oh right.

Do keep up verbal!

whtesde · Post by **whtesde** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 1:57 pm

To everyone who believed I was funny: Shucks, 'tweren't nothin'.

Verbal, I'd like to see the concept album this relationship inspires ten years down the line. I can see the hit single: the haunting ballad No, Goddamnit, You Take Out the Trash.

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 2:02 pm

Is that after he becomes a stay-at-home mom?

pip_52 · Post by **pip_52** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 2:08 pm

Doesnt he have that "one musician in the family is enough" rule? Wonder who'll win that one . . .

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 10:31 am

PlaythingOrPet · Post by **PlaythingOrPet** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 10:49 am

BurnishedGold · Post by **BurnishedGold** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 6:17 pm

I'm right here. and NO, that is not "Diana" on this message board. Diana has better things to do folks.

She is VERY nice though. You guys should give her a chance.

ice nine · Post by **ice nine** » Sat Nov 08, 2003 8:17 pm

I was just having fun, Burnished. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

BurnishedGold · Post by **BurnishedGold** » Sat Nov 08, 2003 10:42 pm

Elvis Costello Fan Forum

Has D. Krall been here?

Has D. Krall been here?

I LOVE YOU, DIANA!