Elvis Costello porn (thread contains a pic of a nude bum!)

laughingcrow · Post by **laughingcrow** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 11:56 am

Pssst, wanna buy some grubby mags?

This was on ebay, I wonder if any serious EC collectors have this item stashed away 'neath their bed, purely for the Elvis interview of course!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... egory=4947

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 10:48 am

I'm more interested in what Toucan Sam is doing on that picture!??!!! how perverse!

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 11:03 am

Is there any way we can access the magazine online, I mean, the interview?

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 11:04 am

All this from the man who's trying to convince me that C*CK means Chicken in Brittish English....

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 11:08 am

Hey, no fair! That chick has been stealing my lingerie!

PlaythingOrPet · Post by **PlaythingOrPet** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 11:09 am

I still haven't been paid for that.

laughingcrow · Post by **laughingcrow** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 11:09 am

It does..in the right context. If you went up to a farmer and said 'show us yer cock' he'd be more than delighted to show you his newest Rhode Island Red...if however you said that to a policeman in a Los Angeles public convenience, you're pop career could be ruined.

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 11:13 am

PlaythingOrPet wrote:I still haven't been paid for that.

Is it a self portrait?

Sorry Plaything, I should stop or someone might start talking. What with our plotting and all that! Eh SoLackLustre?

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 11:15 am

PlaythingOrPet wrote:I still haven't been paid for that.

Tucan Sam's services?????

bobster · Post by **bobster** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 1:12 pm

laughingcrow wrote:It does..in the right context. If you went up to a farmer and said 'show us yer cock' he'd be more than delighted to show you his newest Rhode Island Red...if however you said that to a policeman in a Los Angeles public convenience, you're pop career could be ruined.

That's absolutely right, Laughing Crow. But if you asked that L.A. cop where the public convenience was, he'd either look at you like you were from a foreign country (!) or maybe think you were looking for a small all-night market. (That 7/11 to us Americans.)

I love this American English vs. British English stuff. Like the woman who offered to "knock me up", which in American usage would be biologically impossible.

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 1:17 pm

Bobster..I hear chicks dig ya...how do you do it??? It must be your UCLA charm.....

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 1:21 pm

laughingcrow wrote:Pssst, wanna buy some grubby mags?

Grubby mags...

I keep laughing every time I read that...

Elfslut · Post by **Elfslut** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 2:16 pm

laughingcrow wrote:It does..in the right context. If you went up to a farmer and said 'show us yer cock' he'd be more than delighted to show you his newest Rhode Island Red...if however you said that to a policeman in a Los Angeles public convenience, you're pop career could be ruined.

RedShoes · Post by **RedShoes** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 3:09 pm

bobster wrote:
laughingcrow wrote:Like the woman who offered to "knock me up", which in American usage would be biologically impossible.

That's my all time favorite American/British confusion. That and asking for a rubber in class.

laughingcrow · Post by **laughingcrow** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 7:26 pm

When I lived in Omaha, I was quite shocked when I heard the teacher telling a girl she had 'forgotten her period' in class....

We call them 'full stops'...much better.

Also, I wasn't allowed to call an 'eraser' a 'rubber'....

So if I had gone into a stationers enquiring for a rubber he would have pointed me in the direction of the pharmacist.

RedShoes · Post by **RedShoes** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 7:30 pm

Hehehehe - I'd never thought of the "period" thing being confused, but I can see how that would seem more than a little awkward.

No rubber/eraser in Scotland? I actually don't remember hearing "rubber" while I was in England, but a few American friends claimed they did. Did you just say "eraser"?

laughingcrow · Post by **laughingcrow** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 7:48 pm

I just scribbled out the mistakes, in fear that I might have a contraceptive device thrust at me by an under-sexed teacher.

RedShoes · Post by **RedShoes** » Wed Nov 05, 2003 7:58 pm

Heh - hopefully you're not too scarred and left forever in fear of erasers

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 6:24 am

the term menstration clears up the whole mess.....and why is menstration a form of taboo????

*when you behind in the score, always pull the goalie*

miss buenos aires · Post by **miss buenos aires** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:40 am

Well, I'm a big fan of exclusively wearing dresses and skirts, which means...that I hate pants. Try saying that to a Brit who knows you almost always wear dresses and skirts.

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 10:18 am

MISS BA..say it to an American living in Denmark...and he'll say more power to ya!

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