Fun with board members
Fun with board members
This is inspired by the Immortal Questions thread.
If the world was being ravaged by monsters out of the classic role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons and you could pick any six board members to aid you in your quest to vanquish them....who would you pick. Let's also say that you could assign them the attributes of D&D characters such as fighter, paladin, ranger, bard, thief, wizard, cleric, etc.
1. Boy With A Problem - Ranger
2. Bluechair - Bard
3. Miss Buenos Aires - Wizard
4. Tokyo Vogue - Thief
5. Spooky Girlfriend - Cleric
6. Bambooneedle - Fighter
You can use this scenario or, if you didn't have a misspent youth like I did, you can feel free to invent your own using your fellow board members.
If the world was being ravaged by monsters out of the classic role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons and you could pick any six board members to aid you in your quest to vanquish them....who would you pick. Let's also say that you could assign them the attributes of D&D characters such as fighter, paladin, ranger, bard, thief, wizard, cleric, etc.
1. Boy With A Problem - Ranger
2. Bluechair - Bard
3. Miss Buenos Aires - Wizard
4. Tokyo Vogue - Thief
5. Spooky Girlfriend - Cleric
6. Bambooneedle - Fighter
You can use this scenario or, if you didn't have a misspent youth like I did, you can feel free to invent your own using your fellow board members.
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From Star Wars. Arguably. Etc.
Luke: this one is obvious--LTZ!!
Han Solo: guys, I know you all want this, but in the end, it had to go to the man with the movie star teeth--Oily Slick.
Princess Leia: PlaythingorPet
Darth Vader: who else? a rope leash. LTZ, I am your father!
Obi Wan: HungupStrungup
Yoda: one of the all-knowing Foyle brothers.
Luke: this one is obvious--LTZ!!
Han Solo: guys, I know you all want this, but in the end, it had to go to the man with the movie star teeth--Oily Slick.
Princess Leia: PlaythingorPet
Darth Vader: who else? a rope leash. LTZ, I am your father!
Obi Wan: HungupStrungup
Yoda: one of the all-knowing Foyle brothers.
Like me, the "g" is silent.
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Spaghetti
Just four posts in, and I'm already the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly!
Well, this is very hard cause I've left out some very beloved and key board folks whom I just can't place... but here's a shot:
Marge - Spooky
Lisa - Pip
Bart - Bunny
Maggie - Sweet Pear
Moe - Who Shot Sam
Smithers - MBA
Mr. Burns - Verbal Gymnastics
Homer - Oily Slick
Krusty - Bobster
Dr. Hibbert - Dr. J
Bleeding Gums Murphy - Hungup Strungup
Chief Wiggum - Blue Chair
Carl - Taz
Troy MacClure - Doofster
McBain - Cope
Selma and Patty - Sulky
Itchy and Scratchy - SLL
Kent Brockman - Norman Brain
Groundskeeper Willy - Rope
Mrs. Crabopple - Myself
Principal Skinner - Laughing Crow
Bumblebee Guy - El Vez
Disco Stu - BWAP
Sideshow Bob - Otis Westinghouse
Sideshow Mel - Gilli
Nelson - Noise Radio
Milhouse - Mr. Misery
LTZ - Santa's Little Helper
I'm particularly happy with the Otis match!!
But what of Bamboo, Lapins J., and the rest of yas?
Marge - Spooky
Lisa - Pip
Bart - Bunny
Maggie - Sweet Pear
Moe - Who Shot Sam
Smithers - MBA
Mr. Burns - Verbal Gymnastics
Homer - Oily Slick
Krusty - Bobster
Dr. Hibbert - Dr. J
Bleeding Gums Murphy - Hungup Strungup
Chief Wiggum - Blue Chair
Carl - Taz
Troy MacClure - Doofster
McBain - Cope
Selma and Patty - Sulky
Itchy and Scratchy - SLL
Kent Brockman - Norman Brain
Groundskeeper Willy - Rope
Mrs. Crabopple - Myself
Principal Skinner - Laughing Crow
Bumblebee Guy - El Vez
Disco Stu - BWAP
Sideshow Bob - Otis Westinghouse
Sideshow Mel - Gilli
Nelson - Noise Radio
Milhouse - Mr. Misery
LTZ - Santa's Little Helper
I'm particularly happy with the Otis match!!
But what of Bamboo, Lapins J., and the rest of yas?
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And a whtesde!!!whtesde wrote:The board needs an Apu.
Snowball - whtesde
Sorry, I know some of these are horribly random. I could barely stand making Blue Chair Chief Wiggum, but come on, ya gotta love the Chief, no? And Noise may seem an odd choice for Nelson, but recall he has his moments of genius, and was the love object of the brilliant Lisa at one time... Laughing Crow was tough to assign as Principal Skinner, but since I'd cast myself as Mrs. Krabopple I thought he would understand the subtle flattery...
God do I have too much time on my hands...
I still have some of you to assign, but the remaining characters are too heinous!! NO ONE here is Ned Flanders, NO ONE!
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Mr Burns? Excellent! Where's my lickspittle MBA?selfmademug wrote:Well, this is very hard cause I've left out some very beloved and key board folks whom I just can't place... but here's a shot:
Marge - Spooky
Lisa - Pip
Bart - Bunny
Maggie - Sweet Pear
Moe - Who Shot Sam
Smithers - MBA
Mr. Burns - Verbal Gymnastics
Homer - Oily Slick
Krusty - Bobster
Dr. Hibbert - Dr. J
Bleeding Gums Murphy - Hungup Strungup
Chief Wiggum - Blue Chair
Carl - Taz
Troy MacClure - Doofster
McBain - Cope
Selma and Patty - Sulky
Itchy and Scratchy - SLL
Kent Brockman - Norman Brain
Groundskeeper Willy - Rope
Mrs. Crabopple - Myself
Principal Skinner - Laughing Crow
Bumblebee Guy - El Vez
Disco Stu - BWAP
Sideshow Bob - Otis Westinghouse
Sideshow Mel - Gilli
Nelson - Noise Radio
Milhouse - Mr. Misery
LTZ - Santa's Little Helper
I'm particularly happy with the Otis match!!
But what of Bamboo, Lapins J., and the rest of yas?
Who’s this kid with his mumbo jumbo?
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Mug, you are a genius... SG for the Selma/Patty combo is inspired!
Otis: "Ah, the catwalk. The perfect vantage point.....for revenge! Hmmm-ha-ha-ha! Ah, kettle chips! The perfect side dish.....for revenge!" Yup, I can just see it now....
Who is Comic Book Guy? Someone has got to be Comic Book Guy! But why am I a 10 year old boy?!
Otis: "Ah, the catwalk. The perfect vantage point.....for revenge! Hmmm-ha-ha-ha! Ah, kettle chips! The perfect side dish.....for revenge!" Yup, I can just see it now....
Who is Comic Book Guy? Someone has got to be Comic Book Guy! But why am I a 10 year old boy?!