Elvis Costello Fan Forum

Billy Mackenzie - Transmission Impossible. Beautiful, beautiful album. It's a pity this man died so young. His version of Wild Is The Wind is still the definitive version for me. Morrissey - You Are The Quarry (special edition with 21 tracks and bonus DVD) Orange Juice - The Glasgow School. Listened...

Great question, but I refuse to answer on the grounds that I might lose the very last traces of cool that I still have.

Deuce Bungalow, Bar-room Gigolo

Young Albert dreaded the moment when he would hear his older brothers and sisters say "I know a good game, let's dress up Albert !"

How does he expect it to react ?

I must admit that I've never been able to use the terms "smart" and "bigoted" to describe the same person.

There's a great version of Suffering face on this boot.
Now I can finally throw away my old cassettes....

Mr. A,

You've just described one of my dreams.

The clinical term to describe a psycho who gets off on these:

http://www.euromi.com/EUROMI_WEB/UK/lipomatic.htm

.. and keeps a few in a soundproof basement for when unexpected guests arrive.

Isn't "vibrolipo" a great word ?


opiniocratic

Did somebody mention poppers ?

I prefer bagels

When PTC was released it was a very good album and the NME (for example) raved about it. It just feels a little dated now. The problem with Let's Dance is that it was poor at the time of release and is still poor now. DB himself would echo that statement. What made it even more disappointing was tha...

Was it taken at the Beacon in NY?

BTW - the worst photos of Elvis ever taken are

1. The "jeans" look
2. The one with Spooky and Doc, where Elvis is doing a Bugs Bunny impression

This is a sketch of Elvis C. Stello, that's why nobody recognises him.
It would be strange to have a name like that, I bet he gets asked lots of questions.

Hi Spooky

Now you've issued the policy, you can just name 'n' shame. Set up a new Sticky thread and just call it as you see it. People can still use multiple names, but it won't be anonymous anymore.

You'd be doing us all a favour.

-SW

I had wasabi ice cream recently. It takes exactly like it sounds.

A Certain Ratio - Early (disc 1)
next up:
Gang of Four - Entertainment (remastered)
and I'll probably fall asleep listening to:
Roxy Music - For Your Pleasure

Blue, are you sure it wasn't just a misspelled moment?
You meant to write "May I just take a moment to correct you" but it came out as "fuck off you ignoramus".

Where's the spell checker when you need one huh ?

Happy Birthday from the East Coast...

Better not say too much about your attraction to spiderman

I'm glad you got to see it

"kiri, kiri, kiri..."

Good luck Miss BA, it's a wonderful thing that you do.

And who gives a fuck how you'd describe the language. YOU'RE GOING TO ARGENTINA !!!

How about Ken P Dodd

or P Doddy

How tickled I am missus. So can we expect him to move to Knotty Ash nad finish every show with "Happiness" ? We are the Diddy Men Itty-bitty Diddy Men We are the Diddy Men Who come from Knotty Ash With diddy hats Diddy socks Money in our diddy box We march around the Circus Singing 'Up the...