Elvis Costello Fan Forum

It's true. You got me.

I am an overweight, middle aged pedophile... just look!


Now gimme the dang number!

What's creepy is your desire to emphasize how dead your ex wife is.

About that phone number...

Boy With A Problem wrote:time to make the doughnuts

*wakes up* OH NO!

I probably make more money than you.

That's cold, obi-wan.

"ahhhhhh, ahhhh, ahhhhh" = avril lavigne lyrics

Good job Billy Joe, you phoney.

You need to get her phone number and pm it to me.

Who's that hot chick? Is she available?

Hmmm.

bambooneedle wrote:WHAR, you've been correctly identified by many as being "too stupid" to 'get' things sometimes.

Hm, I don't know where you get this information.

But, if you want to be like that, then so be it.

Bamboo, we need peace on this board. I don't know what you and Mr. A have been though, but I'm sure you're aware of he and I's scuffle. Mr. A is a really cool guy if you can just let your guard down ("let your guard down" in this case means "stop provoking"). I don't want to star...

Well, it doesn't have to be "neccesary", but atleast it shouldn't be "completely useless".

You're a grown man, act like it.

bambooneedle wrote:Have a great weekend Mr. Average..., you've done me proud.

Now was this really neccesary?

"Ska Sucks" - Propaghandi

Train Underwater - Bright Eyes (feat. Emmylou Harris)

Oh, I understand.
I apologize if my fat jokes offended you.

we're not all fatsos. i was at the same show as rope. it is a big bar. i don't dance. it was hard not to dance. Ohhh, okay, it was a bar show- which are funner than club shows most of the time. I guess it's appropriate that Rope got the spot next to the snotty kid- it helped fuel his mindless rants...

Mr. Average wrote: donut fryer...that made me laugh Rope.

What's funny about it? I am a baker, is that going to be a problem on this board?

Haha, Elvis is a fatso, you're a fatso... hell, I'm a fatso. We're all fatsos- deal with it. You said it was a Rock N Roll show, but what I've learned with you is that you confuse the meaning of a lot of things, and I wouldn't be surprised if you figured a Brodskey set to be a "rock n roll show...

Dave Feels Right - Saves the Day

No, Rope. A rock show isnt Elvis and Steve on the North tour (w/ the Brodskeys) in a sophisticated theatre with a bunch of old dullards applauding every song they've never heard before. A rock show is in a club, and in some cases (never in an Elvis case) an arena. I was attempting to figure out wher...

But Mr. A, wouldn't you see Davey and his vocal ability as an upgrade from Bruce? I am not a bassist, at all, but Davey seems like he knows his way around the instrument just the way Bruce does (but I still love Bruce's work on "Get Happy!!" (even if EC said he 'couldnt handle the chord tr...

Sunrise, Sunset - Bright Eyes

Well, nobody disagreed that shows are full of douche bags. That is why I stopped going to shows- I am sick of scene kids that go for the simple reason to 'fight'. Elvis shows I go to whenever I can, however. Rope, were you dancing at his most recent store with Steve? If so, then I do disagree with y...

invisible Pole wrote:Whar, you mean the one about Squeeze's drummer being the only one that could replace Pete Thomas ?
I suppose this must be Pete himself ?

No, the theramin joke.

Pete thomas is replaceable by many drummers, but whoever drums on East Side Story is a great candidate.

I fear that my joke may never be understood.